When the cat’s got Bitcoin and the vibes are immaculate.

Dead cat bounce but make it cute. The market’s cruelest joke, served with whiskers.

Some appetites can’t be satisfied with promises and whitepapers.

When the dollar bills start walking and talking Bitcoin, you know who’s winning.

The irony hits different when you’ve been here since before the suits discovered blockchain.

The eternal duality. One foot in each world until there’s only one left.