The cat that keeps coming back for more punishment. X-ed out eyes, shit-eating grin, and that unshakeable faith that the next one will be different. FOMO Cat doesn’t learn because FOMO Cat doesn’t want to learn.
Classic unisex cut. The ones who get it don’t need the lecture about risk management. They need the shirt that says what everyone’s thinking but nobody’s saying. This is for the ape that bought the top, watched it crash, and immediately started looking for the next moonshot.
Bitcoin culture apparel that speaks the truth about crypto degeneracy — sometimes the house always wins, and sometimes you keep playing anyway. The perfect crypto gift ideas start with acknowledging what we really are.
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